For Emily, Wherever the Internet May Find Her
Ha! Well here we are, April 21. Age 30. Single (and luvahing it in a sad, Sex in the City sort of way). That was a lie. But what’s not a lie is that my therapist told me I needed an outlet and my roommate told me she needed a blog. And, I said, “well I don’t know now. All those have been shut down. Maybe I’ll start a newsletter for people who don’t sit in front of the Internet all day.” But then I realized a blog, could get me noticed, make me big and famous and help me lead a righteous, more Christ-like life. Just like the last five did!
So here I will come each day, every day, except for the days I don’t and tell you what you need to know if you want to sound smart when you talk to me. It will be great. Our conversations will be great. Our eternal salvation in the highest heaven for those in the know will be the greatest. Won’t you join me?
