Make It Happen, Hollywood

I am supposed to wait until the end of the day to write this shit, but it is too early and this is too great. I was just in Berlin and can confirm that German advertisers love Britney Spears so I think it’s safe to say this is as true as the Holocaust. Britney Spears has been given a script to movie called The Yellow Star. If she were to accept (she will), she would play

“the main role of Sophia LaMont, who creates a time machine and travels back to World War II where she meets a Jewish man called Eton at a concentration camp.”